All I Want for Christmas… Is for These Kids to Listen Card

For the parents hanging by a tinsel thread — this card gets it.
When “holiday spirit” really means surviving on caffeine, crumbs, and the sound of chaos, this is your moment of honesty wrapped in a bow.

Perfect for moms, dads, teachers, or anyone whose December playlist includes the sound of screaming instead of sleigh bells.

Printed on premium 270gsm cardstock, coated both sides, and guaranteed to make every exhausted adult nod in solidarity.

🪩 Product Features

• Thick 270gsm paper, coated both sides for rich colors and durability.

• Comes with an envelope (to hide your tears or send the card — your call).

• Vivid print quality with candy-cane border design inside.

• Blank space for your own “festive meltdown” message.

🧼 Care Instructions

Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth. Do not apply wine, eggnog, or toddler tears.