Funny Adult Christmas Card – “‘Tis the Season to Drink Wine” Printed and shipped
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Welcome to Roastmas™ — where “holiday cheer” meets pure dysfunction.
Forget the jolly — these cards were made for the gloriously unhinged, the brutally honest, and the ones who can’t fake a “Merry” anything.
🎄 Now available as print + ship cards (finally!).
Each 3.5x4.9" card is professionally printed on premium stock and packed with enough sarcasm to survive a family gathering.
Send one. Frame one. Regret nothing.
Because nothing says I care like a heartfelt insult wrapped in festive chaos.
