You Made the Nice List” — Office Christmas Card for the Over-Caffeinated

Let’s be real — the only “Nice List” that matters is the one that includes coffee drinkers and people who actually mute their mics during Zoom meetings.

The “You Made the Nice List” card is a caffeine-fueled nod to office survival. With glowing neon lights over a messy coffee station, it perfectly captures the spirit of December: exhausted, festive, and maybe just one latte away from quitting.

🎁 Front: “You made the Nice List” — powered by caffeine, Christmas lights, and corporate burnout.
☕ Inside: “May your coffee be strong and your Zoom mic always muted.” A blessing every remote worker can feel in their bones.

Perfect for:

• The work bestie who’s permanently “running on caffeine and trauma.”

• Your boss (if you’re brave).

• Anyone who knows the true meaning of office small talk during December.

💌 Product Details:

• Size: 5x7 inches (folded)

• Envelope: Included (but emotional support not)

• Professionally printed on premium matte cardstock

• Blank back for extra chaos or doodles

• Ships flat, packaged with care and mild regret

⚠️ Care Instructions (From the Depths of My Dysfunction™ Edition):

• Do not microwave — even if tempted.

• Keep away from coffee spills and HR.

• Store in a cool, sarcastic place.

• Best paired with caffeine, side-eye, and burnout humor.