All I Want for Christmas Is a Company Policy That Includes Emotional Support Margaritas Card

Because let’s be honest—holiday bonuses are nice, but a company policy that recognizes “emotional support margaritas” as a legitimate coping mechanism? Now that’s employee wellness.

This card perfectly captures corporate chaos wrapped in tinsel, ideal for coworkers who’ve survived one too many “mandatory fun” meetings or office gift exchanges that felt like performance reviews.

🎁 Details:

• 3.5" × 4.9" vertical folded greeting card

• Printed on premium matte paper for a smooth, luxe finish

• Blank inside for your personal holiday meltdown

• Includes envelope — because HR still requires documentation

🍸 Card Care Instructions:
Keep away from tequila spills, passive-aggressive emails, and glitter.
For best results, pair with lime, salt, and PTO.