Merry Christmas, You Ungrateful Bastard – Funny Adult Holiday Card

When “season’s greetings” doesn’t quite capture your spirit.
This brutally honest Christmas card says what everyone else is thinking after a long year of fake smiles, bad gifts, and family drama. The smoky whiskey front gives “classy holiday resentment,” and the inside delivers pure chaos with a cat tangled in lights judging humanity.

Perfect for:
🎁 That one friend who complains about every gift.
🥃 The brother-in-law who shows up empty-handed.
🐈 Anyone who’s mastered the art of mild disappointment.

Details:

• 3.5" x 4.8" premium matte card (front + inside print)

• Comes with envelope (for people you still barely tolerate)

• Made by From the Depths of My Dysfunction…with Love 💀

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Handle with sarcasm.

• Do not read in church.

• Keep away from kids, Karens, and in-laws.

• For best results, pair with whiskey, regret, and questionable life choices.

• If tears occur, they’re probably deserved.

• Recycle if you grow a conscience.