Merry F*ing Christmas (Roastmas) Greeting Card by, From the Depths of My Dysfunction...with Love

Holiday cheer? Never met her.
Send your seasonal greetings with a side of sarcasm using this Merry F**ing Christmas* card — for those who prefer honesty over holly jolly lies.

Printed on premium 270gsm paper (because your dysfunction deserves quality), this card perfectly balances chaos and class. The front says Merry — the inside finishes the sentence for you. Great for coworkers, family members who test your patience, or that one friend who’s been on the “naughty” list since 2003.

Each card comes with an envelope, because let’s be real — you’re not handing this over in person.

✨ Features:

• Bold, vibrant print with colors as loud as your holiday trauma.

• 270gsm premium cardstock — sturdy enough to survive family gatherings.

• Front and back print for a clean, polished finish (even if your sense of humor isn’t).

• Includes envelope for mailing or dramatic gift reveals.

• Available in multiple sizes and finishes for your level of dysfunction.

🧹 Care Instructions:

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to brush off dust or glitter remnants from your last mental breakdown.