When I Think About You – Sarcastic Elf Christmas Card

When you think about them… you try not to think too hard.
This snarky Christmas card says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to — wrapped in twinkly lights, sarcasm, and just enough holiday spirit to pass for “festive.”

Perfect for friends, exes, coworkers, or anyone who deserves a season’s greetings with side-eye.
Printed on premium 270gsm paper (coated both sides for maximum sass), this card proves that dysfunction can, in fact, be beautifully giftable.

🪩 Product Features

• Professionally printed on thick 270gsm paper for a premium feel.

• Coated on both sides for vibrant color and crisp detail.

• Includes matching envelope — because you’re classy petty, not chaotic.

• Blank inside (or personalize it with your own roast-worthy message).

• Made in the USA with love, loathing, and caffeine.

🧼 Care Instructions

Wipe gently with a dry cloth if needed. Do not use tears, regret, or eggnog.