May Your Holidays Be as Fake as Your Personality” — Savage Christmas Card

Let’s be honest — not everyone deserves a holly jolly anything.
The “May Your Holidays Be as Fake as Your Personality” card is your classy way of saying, “I see through your tinsel-coated nonsense.”

🎁 Front: “May your holidays” — glowing in neon against a shattered ornament backdrop, because even Christmas can crack under pressure.
💀 Inside: “Be as fake as your personality.” Elegant. Brutal. Therapeutic.

Printed on premium cardstock that’s smooth to the touch but savage at heart, this card is perfect for:

• The coworker who schedules meetings the week before Christmas

• Your ex-friend who “just wanted to check in”

• Or anyone who needs a little truth with their holiday wine

💌 Product Details:

• Size: 5x7 inches (folded)

• Envelope: Included (but emotional support not)

• Printed on heavyweight matte cardstock

• Blank back for your extra thoughts or passive-aggressive love notes

• Packaged with care and a hint of dysfunction

⚠️ Care Instructions (From the Depths of My Dysfunction™ Edition):

• Keep away from open flames and people who “don’t get sarcasm.”

• Store in a cool, petty place.

• Do not microwave — even if tempted.

• Frame it, gift it, or throw it like a snowball of truth.