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Funny Printable Christmas Card – “Merry Fucking Christmas"
$3.00
🎅 Merry. Fucking. Christmas.
For the burnt-out elves, the caffeine-addicted Santas, and everyone barely holding their tree together.
This funny printable Christmas card says what you’re really thinking — with love, sarcasm, and a little glittered rage.
💀 Details:
• 5×7 inch printable PDF (front + inside design)
• Instant download – print, screenshot, or send digitally
• Perfect for friends, coworkers, and the unhinged
💋 From From the Depths of My Dysfunction… with Love.
Because nothing says holiday spirit like chaos and wine.