Merry Christmas, You Cunt – Savage Santa Holiday Card

For the friend who drinks eggnog like it’s whiskey and decks the halls with zero fucks.
This unapologetically savage Christmas card features a graffiti-covered Santa who’s had enough of your “nice list” energy. It’s bold, brash, and perfect for that one person who makes the holidays way more entertaining (or unbearable).

Front: Badass Santa with a beer and an attitude
Inside: The words everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying.

Give it to your best mate, your ex, or that coworker who keeps stealing your parking spot — this card is a guaranteed “WTF” moment under the tree.

Details:

• 3.5" × 4.8" premium matte card (front + inside print)

• Comes with envelope (for delivering seasonal disrespect)

• Designed by From the Depths of My Dysfunction… with Love 💀

🧼 Care Instructions (Roastmas™ Edition):

• Handle with sarcasm and caution.

• Not suitable for HR departments or Secret Santa events (unless you want to get fired festively).

• Keep away from kids, Karens, and anyone who says “Let’s keep it classy.”

• Best served with beer, bad decisions, and blaring metal carols.

• If offended, re-read the front — it’s working.