Funny Christmas Card – “All I Want for Christmas Is for the Laundry to Fold Itself” (Shipped Greeting Card)

Because laundry isn’t on anyone’s wish list — except maybe this year.
Send the gift of honesty (and sarcasm) with this All I Want for Christmas Is for the Laundry to Fold Itself card.

Perfect for moms, overworked humans, and anyone who considers laundry a full-time job.

✨ Product Details

• Premium-quality greeting card printed on thick matte cardstock

• Vibrant full-color front and inside printing (no flimsy drugstore nonsense)

• Includes a blank white envelope

• Card size: 5x7 inches (portrait)

• Finish: Matte, smooth to the touch, easy to write on

• Printed and shipped by Printify partners in the USA

• Designed by From the Depths of My Dysfunction…with Love 💀🎄

🧺 Care Instructions

• Store flat, away from moisture and nosy relatives

• Keep out of direct sunlight unless you enjoy faded dysfunction

• Frame it or re-gift it (we won’t judge)

• Avoid folding the card unless you’re folding laundry

🛒 Printed. Shipped. Roasted with Love.
From the Depths of My Dysfunction…with Love.