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Get Well Soon – Funny Drink Water Take the Meds Card
$4.00
Because healing isn’t glamorous — it’s repetitive.
This funny get well card is for adults who know the routine: hydrate, medicate, power through, repeat. It’s dry, relatable humor without the forced positivity or cheesy sympathy.
Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone recovering from illness, burnout, or life in general.
Inside message:
“Drink water.
Take the meds.
Pretend you’re fine.
Repeat.”
Details:
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Folded greeting card (5x7 when folded)
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Envelope included
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Designed by a dysfunctional single mom
Because sometimes “get well soon” needs instructions.