Get Well Soon – Funny Drink Water Take the Meds Card

Because healing isn’t glamorous — it’s repetitive.

This funny get well card is for adults who know the routine: hydrate, medicate, power through, repeat. It’s dry, relatable humor without the forced positivity or cheesy sympathy.

Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone recovering from illness, burnout, or life in general.

Inside message:
“Drink water.
Take the meds.
Pretend you’re fine.
Repeat.”

Details:

• Folded greeting card (5x7 when folded)
  

• Envelope included

• Designed by a dysfunctional single mom

Because sometimes “get well soon” needs instructions.