I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work

I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work

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I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work
  • I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work
  • I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work
  • I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work
  • I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work
I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work

I’m Neat. You’re On the Rocks. – Valentine Card for Couples Who Somehow Still Work

$5.00

Some relationships are
✨ run smooth
✨ hit a little ice
✨ and somehow… still work.

This funny Valentine’s Day card is for couples who balance each other perfectly — one neat, one on the rocks — and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Featuring playful cocktail illustrations and a clean, modern design, this card is perfect for spouses, partners, or anyone who knows love isn’t always tidy… but it’s still worth pouring another round.

Front:
“I’m neat. You’re on the rocks.”

Inside:
“Somehow, we still work.”

Printed with love (and a little dysfunction) by a single mom independent creator — no big greeting card dealer nonsense here.

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