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Menopausal Mayhem: Printable Card
$3.00
š„µ Welcome to the magical stage of life where your body betrays you, your sweat glands take over, and your last shred of patience ghosted you in 2023. Now that I think about it..š¤
This savage roast card delivers a hot flash of truth with a side of sarcastic sympathy. Perfect for roasting your favorite hormonal bestie or venting your own inner chaos.
WHAT YOU GET:
āļø Printable 7x5 PDF (front + inside included)
āļø Instant digital download ā no waiting, no shipping, no excuses
āļø Clean design ā no watermarks on your file, just savage Halloween shade
ā” Note: Previews are watermarked for protection. Your download will be crisp, print-ready, and hauntingly funny.
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