Please Stop Being Sick – Funny Get Well Card

Please stop being sick.
Not because we don’t care — but because this has gone on long enough.

This funny get well card is perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate sarcasm, dry humor, and honesty over overly sentimental messages. It’s lighthearted, a little rude, and exactly what you send when “get well soon” just doesn’t feel accurate anymore.

Inside message:
“It’s inconvenient.
And frankly, we’ve all suffered enough.”

Details:

• Folded greeting card (5x7 when folded)
  

• Envelope included

• Designed by a dysfunctional single mom

Because sometimes encouragement comes with a side of impatience.