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40-Something & Still Kickin’: A Midlife Roast Printable Card
$3.00
Printable Birthday Roast Card + Flipbook View
Description:
Because surviving your 40s deserves more than cake… it deserves sarcasm. I know, I am in the club 😫
This brutally honest card celebrates your favorite over-40 human with just the right amount of “you’re old, but still breathing.”
What’s included:
🖨️ Printable PDF card (front + inside) — easy to fold, impossible to forget
📖 Bonus flipbook version — so they can scroll through their feelings
🎯 Zero maturity, 100% accuracy
⚡ Note: Previews are watermarked for protection. Your download will be crisp, print-ready, and hauntingly funny.
Print it. Frame it. Send it with a 💋