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50TH Welcome to the Hill Savage Birthday Printable Card
$3.00
🎂 Happy 50th! Now Roast Them Like It’s Hot.
Turning 50 is a milestone… in dysfunction. This savage card is the perfect way to celebrate your favorite over-the-hill human with sarcasm, sass, and a sprinkle of regret.
Inside:
🔥 Brutally honest birthday burn
📖 Bonus flipbook version — so they can scroll through their feelings
🖤 Print-ready designs (PDF format)
💅 No apologies, no filter — just unhinged affection
Send it. Frame it. Weaponize it.
Because nothing says "I care" like laughing at someone’s midlife crisis.