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Happy Birthday – Funny Forgot What to Write Card
$4.00
I stared at this card
trying to think of something heartfelt.
Then I panicked.
This funny birthday card is for anyone who overthinks messages, hates being put on the spot, or just wants the card to do the talking. It’s honest, relatable, and perfect for adults who appreciate humor over forced sentiment.
The chaotic raccoon illustration makes it even better — because nothing says “I tried” like giving up with style.
Inside message:
“I stared at this card
trying to think of something heartfelt.
Then I panicked.
So… happy birthday.”
Details:
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Folded greeting card (5x7 when folded)
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Envelope included
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Designed by a dysfunctional single mom
Because sometimes honesty is the gift.