Hot Mess Roast Birthday Printable Card

🎂 Another Year Older and Somehow Still a HOT MESS

Perfect for that friend who keeps aging like boxed wine — unfiltered, a little spicy, and still totally unstable.

This savage birthday card is bold, hot pink, and brutally honest — just like the people you love most (or want to mildly insult with affection).

🧨 Inside message: Savage Inside Awaits!
💥 Downloadable. Printable. Sharable. Unapologetically dysfunctional.

⚡ Note: Previews are watermarked for protection. Your download will be crisp, print-ready, and hauntingly funny.

Print it. Frame it. Send it with a 💋