Well, This Sucks – Funny Get Well Card

Sometimes the only appropriate response is honesty.

This funny get well card skips the clichés and says what everyone’s thinking. It’s perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate dry humor and don’t need a paragraph of forced positivity while they’re already miserable.

Relatable, validating, and just sarcastic enough to make them laugh — even if they feel like garbage.

Inside message:
“Hope you feel better soon
because being sick is rude.”

Details:

• Folded greeting card (5x7 when folded)
  

• Envelope included

• Designed by a dysfunctional single mom

Because sometimes empathy sounds like: yeah… this sucks.